sprayhawk

SCENE: Public Bathroom on Campus

TIME: 9:56am

Dude: Man.  I’ve got the shits.

Me: Rough.

Dude: Rough.  Yeah, it is rough.

(Pause)

Dude: Beer shits.

(Tinkling)

Dude: I just pissed for like 12 minutes.

(Pause)

Dude: Fuck.

Me: What?

Dude: Nothing.

(Pause)

Me: Beer shits always smell like you’re baking a loaf of bread.

Dude: Like a loaf of bread.  No shit.

Me: Yes shit.

END SCENE