sprayhawk

Buy yourself a backpack with wheels for going to class.  You will instantly create a mysterious persona for yourself.  People will begin to ask questions about you, such as, but not limited to:

Do you have a back condition?

Do you have, or have you ever had polio?

Are you hallucinating and believe yourself to be in an airport?

Do you like the sound of shitty rollerblade wheels rattling down the hallway?

Are you mentally handicapped?