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In order to pass the menial and endless corporate workday, be prepared to Bluff the Deuce, or B the D.  The first step to B’ing the D is avoid to your superior, one cubic workspace over.  Exit the main office quietly.  The trick here is stealth.  It is best that your exit and re-emergence go undetected, so that you can repeat B’ing the D three or four times a day without others suspecting gastrointestinal maladies.  Once in the bathroom, sit on the toilet.  With some foresight, you will have already stashed some reading material, perhaps under a ceiling tile, or taped under the countertop.  If you don’t have anything to read, feel free to stare into the speckled teal stall door and contemplate the deepest mysteries of life, such as, but not limited to, how the fuck you became a corporate slave-whore.