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		<title>Conversation: Me and Dude In Adjacent Bathroom Stall</title>
		<link>http://www.sprayhawk.com/2009/09/29/conversation-me-and-dude-in-adjacent-bathroom-stall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCENE: Public Bathroom on Campus
TIME: 9:56am
Dude: Man.  I&#8217;ve got the shits.
Me: Rough.
Dude: Rough.  Yeah, it is rough.
(Pause)
Dude: Beer shits.
(Tinkling)
Dude: I just pissed for like 12 minutes.
(Pause)
Dude: Fuck.
Me: What?
Dude: Nothing.
(Pause)
Me: Beer shits always smell like you&#8217;re baking a loaf of bread.
Dude: Like a loaf of bread.  No shit.
Me: Yes shit.
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		<title>Conversation: Me and Dr. Nancy Strickland (my professor)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Will Pass, I just wanted to introduce myself and say it's really great to be in your class.]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation: Me and Alexander (a sandwich)</title>
		<link>http://www.sprayhawk.com/2009/08/11/conversation-me-and-alexander-a-sandwich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Scene: Kitchen
Time: 12:19PM
I enter the kitchen and open the fridge.  I remove ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.  I go to pantry and retrieve bread.  I get plate from cupboard.  I make sandwich. 
Sandwich: Hey, thanks, kid.
Me: Whoa.
Sandwich: What?
Me: You can talk.
Sandwich: Yeah.  Somethin’ wrong with that?
Me: I guess not.
Sandwich: Didn’t think so.
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