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		<title>Unsolicited Advice: #7</title>
		<link>http://www.sprayhawk.com/2009/10/28/unsolicited-advice-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Don’t be a Goth kid.  You might get rickets.  You also might get one of those straps from your pants caught in a blender or in an escalator.  Nobody wants to die in an escalator accident, and it would be selfish to expect somebody else to clean that up.
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		<title>Unsolicited Advice: #6</title>
		<link>http://www.sprayhawk.com/2009/10/06/unsolicited-advice-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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In order to pass the menial and endless corporate workday, be prepared to Bluff the Deuce, or B the D.  The first step to B’ing the D is avoid to your superior, one cubic workspace over.  Exit the main office quietly.  The trick here is stealth.  It is best that your exit and re-emergence go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unsolicited Advice: #5</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buy yourself a backpack with wheels for going to class.  You will instantly create a mysterious persona for yourself.  People will begin to ask questions about you, such as, but not limited to:
Do you have a back condition?
Do you have, or have you ever had polio?
Are you hallucinating and believe yourself to be in an [...]]]></description>
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